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The Hung Gar style of kung fu is the main influence for earthbending; they both feature heavily rooted stances and punches that evoke the mass and power of the earth. Hung Gar itself parallels animal movements such as the tiger’s hard blows and the crane’s affinity to landing gracefully on the earth. — Concepts such as listening, reacting, balancing attacks, defense, and drawing power from a stable lower body are important elements in earthbending.

(Source: benevolxnts, via aang-banged)

overlypolitebisexual:

straight boy: spending time with my bro! #nohomo #justfriends #justplatonicfriends #platonicmalefriends #nogaybusiness #wearenteventouching #satfivefeetapart #ilovechicks #notguys #onlyliketheladies #notgay #straightasaline #straighterthannedflanders #justabromance #butnotagayone #didialreadysaynohomo

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amoyed:

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amoyed:

barack-obottm me and you, in the pit rn

i will not have this disrespect son go to your room 

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keep talking that mess boo imma eat and plot out your end 

If I didn’t get my looks from you then maybe I wouldn’t have turned out so ugly

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SEE ME IN THE PITS BINCH

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imagerydorkemon:

royalbloood:

communicates with the dead *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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Gets put into insane Asylum, kidnapped, and raped

*maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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Burn eyes off *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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has two heads and four eyebrows *maintains pristine eyebrow game 4x*

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She has her priorities in order obviously.

(Source: royalbloood, via fairytrainer)

kingofcreppyisland:

Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)

Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit

Bae: My parents are out

Me:

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gofurther:

What do you get when your suds turn scary? A screaming clean Ford. We convinced these passengers to get an innocent car wash-and then dialed up the prank-o-meter to go further. Happy Halloween!

Watch the full video here.

Special thanks to Erebus and The Work!

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